Quotation
Most good fun quotes have "offensive" language. So, slim picking:
Well, I'm almost done, so, maybe you want to come over and Netflix and chill and...
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Mom: It's a paperless house, darling.
Dad: I got that. But how am I supposed to complete my business?
Gustav: Well, all Japanese toilets have a very effective and pleasant cleaning spray. And I will be very happy to walk you through the entire process.
Dad: Oh, god.
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What I wanted was for us to spend Christmas in California together like I planned, before everything went to shxt because you made it all about yourself.
-Mm-hmm.
You both did.
-I did?
Yes! You idiots think you can pass me back and forth like I'm your property or something? I'm done. This is the worst Christmas ever.
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Dad: We've been members of the kiss army for, like, 30 years now. Yeah. Our first date was the crazy nights tour.
Mom: Yeah! And, boy, was that crazy. Crazy.
Kiss: Did you get laid?
Mom: Um... I gave him a xxyyzz.